humor, parenting, pregnancy

The Waiting Game Part 2: The Things We Have to do to Get a Kid Out of Us

So this is the week, come hell or high water, this. is. the. week. Wednesday. If she doesn't try to make her way out on her own before then, Wednesday, this happy lady will be stretched out UVM Medical Center with a drip of Pitocin in her arm to yank this small girl from her… Continue reading The Waiting Game Part 2: The Things We Have to do to Get a Kid Out of Us

humor, pregnancy, thoughts

The Waiting Game: Thoughts on Being Overdue

Here that Jeopardy music? That's the sound of my uterus. My daughter's due date has come and gone and here I sit with a belly still full of baby. Hmm, I thought that due date was a magical number given to me by all powerful wizards who had consulted bones and smoke signals to determine… Continue reading The Waiting Game: Thoughts on Being Overdue